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GoldenEye 007 Nintendo 64 Community, GoldenEye X, Nintendo 64 Games Discussion
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ColdshadowX
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Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 281
Location: Boston, MA
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 Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 2:18 pm Post subject: Best Chuck Norris Quote |
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"Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick."
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fantsu
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Joined: 30 Apr 2007
Posts: 1003
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| Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 4:22 am Post subject: |
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| "In space, Chuck Norris can hear you scream." |
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Jupiter64
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Joined: 08 Dec 2007
Posts: 12
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| Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 5:14 am Post subject: |
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"Every night..the boogey man checks his closet for chuck norris"
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fantsu
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Joined: 30 Apr 2007
Posts: 1003
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| Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:45 am Post subject: |
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| "Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew? Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two? Well, the Candyman can't: Chuck Norris punched his face off." |
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steelman16
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Joined: 09 Apr 2007
Posts: 242
Location: Ohio
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| Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:43 am Post subject: |
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| You can't find Chuck Norris on Google he only finds you. |
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El Cazador
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Joined: 02 Nov 2006
Posts: 556
Location: NSA Souda Bay, Greece
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| Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:48 pm Post subject: |
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They say everyone has a dopplegagner, Chuck norris killed his. 
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fantsu
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Joined: 30 Apr 2007
Posts: 1003
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| Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:20 pm Post subject: |
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| Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys. |
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00Dark
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Joined: 21 Nov 2006
Posts: 637
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| Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:21 pm Post subject: |
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They say that Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
That quote is a little annoying. |
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steelman16
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Joined: 09 Apr 2007
Posts: 242
Location: Ohio
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| Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 6:52 pm Post subject: |
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer!
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