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flopperr999
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Joined: 11 Apr 2008
Posts: 337
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 Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 2:17 pm Post subject: Corny Jokes! |
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C'mon, everyone likes a "Wow, that was incredibly stupid, yet funny," joke. Post your's here!
Algebra Joke
Larry: How much is 5Q +5Q ?
Lennie: 10Q
Larry: You're welcome ! |
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r.e.l. 237
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Joined: 12 Mar 2008
Posts: 270
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| Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 6:13 pm Post subject: |
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wow lol that was incredibly stupid...  but i chuckled |
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Captin.Frosty
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Posts: 108
Location: A cold dark basmenet..
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| Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 6:39 pm Post subject: |
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Private: Hey General
General: Yes Private
Private: What Tank is that?
General: Which one?
Private: The one right between tank T and V
General: Tank U.
Private..Oh, your welcome
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GERage
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Joined: 18 Nov 2007
Posts: 471
Location: Facility vents
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| Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:16 pm Post subject: |
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^lol.
I have a math-based one...
Person A: How old are you?
Person B: 1/0.
Person A: ?
Person B: Believe me.
Person A: OK, so your weight?
Person B: v/(-1) pounds.
Person A: ???
Person B: Let's say I'm not real. |
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r.e.l. 237
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Joined: 12 Mar 2008
Posts: 270
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| Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:54 pm Post subject: |
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| GERage wrote: | ^lol.
I have a math-based one...
Person A: How old are you?
Person B: 1/0.
Person A: ?
Person B: Believe me.
Person A: OK, so your weight?
Person B: v/(-1) pounds.
Person A: ???
Person B: Let's say I'm not real. |
lol that one was kind of nerdy... |
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bmw
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Posts: 1367
Location: Michigan
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| Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 10:48 am Post subject: |
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Why did the girl eat bullets?
Because she wanted to grow bangs! |
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zoinkity
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Posts: 1729
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| Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:53 pm Post subject: |
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A dwarf is sitting in a bar, drinking heavily. The barkeep asks "What's with you?"
The dwarf says "I'm not happy".
"Then which one are you?"
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flopperr999
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Posts: 337
Location: USA
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| Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:55 pm Post subject: |
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| zoinkity wrote: | A dwarf is sitting in a bar, drinking heavily. The barkeep asks "What's with you?"
The dwarf says "I'm not happy".
"Then which one are you?" |
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Jac6
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Joined: 29 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:58 pm Post subject: |
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why did the chicken cross the road
to get to the other site
lol
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zoinkity
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A silly Irish joke (as in told by, not about):
Two old Irish men were talking at the pub:
"Can you believe these names nowadays? I've got a grandkid named Shannon after that flithy river out there"
"That's nothing. I've got one named Hazel after a bloody nut."
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Kode-Z
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Posts: 1142
Location: London, England
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| Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 3:07 pm Post subject: |
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9! |
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radorn
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Posts: 1424
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| Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 2:19 pm Post subject: |
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-I have a dog that has no legs
-And how do you call it?
-Why would I call it? It would not come! |
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El Cazador
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Posts: 556
Location: NSA Souda Bay, Greece
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| Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 8:26 pm Post subject: |
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The eagle soars among the clouds.. but the mouse doesn't get sucked into jet engines
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TAKA Michinoku9.1
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Location: Crossmaglen,South Armagh, Ireland
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A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."
The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.
"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?" 
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"For over 30 Years the IRA showed that the British Government could not rule Ireland on its on terms. You asserted the right of the people of this island to freedom and independance, many of your comrades have paid the ultimate sacrafice in order to bring the freedom struggle forward towards its obtainment."
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