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[oldyz]

Olllo here , with a little taste of what is like to be surrounded
by foolishness....

this text was written by Oldyz to some of his buddies a few hours ago & had me translate it for your enjoyments here-

You can't make this stuff up, i swear-.....

the most important Mexican news show

Camera shows the face of a Supermario looking guy, chubby, healthier than the average Mexican-

he speaks of his very traumatic childhood experience,
How a catholic nun - a mother superior at his 2nd grade class would terrorize him, because the poor old sap could just NOT READ-
why his terror? - probably the wooden paddle beatings, dispensed by the nun with the most probable ignorance that the poor kid could be dislexic,
her teaching efforts hindered by the nun's own poor teaching skills, the Supermario guy's poor IQ, or just the fact that he was too young to grasp the lessons.

Turns out than in less than a minute Supermario guy tells that he asks for a bathroom break- to try & get away for a moment from the the torturous teachings of the Mother superior-

THE camera zooms in his face- he has tears in his eyes...

There, (near the smell of urine and feces, surely)
he is inspired to pray to the good lord-
'Please God" - "help me understand"
"give me the power to read"
"I do not want to receive any more punishments from the mother superior"-
"i don't want her to be mad"
"help me read my good God"

The camera stays focused on his sad & teary face, as his face turns to optimistic smile-talking

"When i came back to the class from the bathroom"
"i could read, i finally did it, It was the greatest miracle"

Great miracle indeed my friend (i guess)
the camera zooms out, revealing a potato-shaped torso with stumps for legs one stump-arm and a slightly deformed but functional arm- it seems Supermarioguy was born that way, apparently-

the interview goes on, but Oldyz changes the channel and at the same time Olllo, Fumbles & I do this

I have a healthy laugh - and say to the others...
why the hell did he not just ask for F#$@#N LEGS to run away from such horrible place-
As we all paused & once again felt the pain that the insane
catholic/televisa alliance has brought to our land-
the always voice of reason McDougal Ollllllollllll0
replies with a better miracolous alternative

Legs? what legs , "ni que la Chin%$#" (and the F^%$)
what the guy needed was some sweet ass
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to get the hell outta that place & make some $$$$$$ the rest of his flying wonder-life

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So the lesson kids is - if you gonna ask for miracles....