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Jupiter64
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Joined: 08 Dec 2007
Posts: 12
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 Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:29 pm Post subject: YO MAMA JOKES |
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We had a yo mama fight today at work so I decided to post the one that won the fight.
Post your own if you want
"yo mama so fat when she sat on a toliet seat it said 'A,B,C,D,E,F,G..get your fat ass off of me!"
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JustinX32
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Joined: 25 Jun 2006
Posts: 396
Location: United States
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"Yo mama is so short, when she jumped off the sidewalk, she commited suicide!"
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steelman16
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Joined: 09 Apr 2007
Posts: 242
Location: Ohio
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Yo mama is so fat when she triped over and broke her leg gravy poured out!
Yo mama is so fat when she is in the house she is AROUND the house!
Yo mama is so poor she had to eat cereal with a fork to save the milk!
Yo mama is greasy the oil company would hire her for production!
Yo mama is so fat when she swims out in the ocean the people from Spain claims that she is the new world!
Yes as you can tell I know tons of Yo mama jokes. |
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flopperr999
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Joined: 11 Apr 2008
Posts: 337
Location: USA
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Yo momma is so stupid, when she went to DisneyLand, and saw the sign "DisneyLand Left", she turned around and went home
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TAKA Michinoku9.1
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Joined: 22 Jun 2008
Posts: 607
Location: Crossmaglen,South Armagh, Ireland
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"Your mama so stupid she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken"
"Your mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl"
"Your mama so stupid she goes to the 24-hr convenience store and asks what time do they close..."
Yo Mama So Ugly minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."
Yo Mama So Ugly they gave her a middle name...'accident'.
Yo Mama So Ugly when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!
Yo Mama So Ugly when she was born the Doc smacked her face.
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Gerry Adams
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